The Watering Hole
Near Strasburg, ND where there is a large German-speaking population, a
farmer walking down a country road noticed a man drinking from a pond with
his hand.
The farmer shouted: "Trink das Wasser nicht. Die Kühe haben da hinein geschissen!"
(Which means: "Don't drink the water, the cows have (sic) crapped in it.")
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for
Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
