WHY I VOTED DEMOCRAT
I voted
democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry
whatever
I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse!
I
voted democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4%
on a
gallon
of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of
gas
at 15% is perfectly fine.
I
voted democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job
of spending the money I earn than I ever could.
I
voted democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody
is
offended by it.
I
voted democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a
gun,
and
I know that dialing 911 is all I need to protect my family.
I
voted democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell
us if
it
will rain on Friday know that the polar ice caps will melt away
in
ten years if I don’t drive a Prius.
I
voted democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter
of
millions
of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I
voted democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed
to make profits.
I
voted democrat because I believe left-wing judges need to rewrite
the
Constitution to suit the fringe special interest groups.
“A
democrat is a person who will give away everything he doesn’t
own.”
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