'THE PLAN'

In the beginning was the 'PLAN.'
And then came the 'Assumptions.'

 
 
   

And the 'Assumptions' were without form.
And the 'PLAN' was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the 'Workers.'

And they spoke to the CEO's, saying,
"It is a crock of crap, and it Stinketh."
   

And the CEO's went unto their Congressmen and said

 
"It is a Pile of Dung,

And none may abide the odor thereof."

And the Congressmen went unto to the Senators,

Saying,
"It is a container of excrement,
And it is very strong, and that none may abide by it."

And the Senators went unto the Vice President, saying,

"It is a vessel of fertilizer,

And none may abide its strength."

And the Vice President spoke amongst the Cabinet, saying
To each one,

"It contains that which aids plant growth,

And it is very strong."

And the Cabinet went unto the President, saying
unto him,

"It promotes growth,
and it is very powerful."

And the President looked upon the 'PLAN,'
and said,

"It is good."

And the President went unto the Workers, announcing,

"This new 'PLAN' will actively promote the growth
and vigor of the poorly managed companies of our country,
and have everlasting effects of upon the indebtedness
of all our future generations, for centuries to come."

And the 'PLAN' became 'POLICY'.


AND THIS, MY DEAR FRIENDS IS HOW

"Stuff" Happens